How To Catch a Lion !! ??
Ø Newton's Method:
Let the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies
you caught lion.
Ø Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to
higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster
and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Ø Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that
its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you
will upgrade it to Lion.
Ø Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
accept that its a lion.
Ø Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself .
Ø Manirathnam Method:
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion
in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring
something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated
and commit suicide.
Ø Karan Johar Method:
Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall
in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the
forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first
lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. But 2nd
lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness third)
into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read
it after 15 yrs, then also u wont !
Ø Yash Chopra method:
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good
Ø Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Ø Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score
1 run .