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1 | Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha | | vikram (27596) |
2 | 1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya
ye kehte hue ki
"Apne nahi piya,
tabhi to Humne liya.":-)
| | Amjad (27586) |
3 | Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. | | syed (27574) |
4 | ishq ke saamunder me gota lagaya ........
pani bahut thanda tha main bahar nikal aaya...... wah! wah! | | pawan (23702) |
5 | What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple | | Rohan (23153) |
6 | What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles. | | Navaneet (21670) |
7 | Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on! | | sudhanshu tambi (21610) |
8 | i want 2 be wid u in a nice restaraunt in acandle light dinner and say the beautiful 3 words 'pay the bill' | | chinna (21260) |
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9 | rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel
rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel
mene gate khola to watchman bola
all is well | | kumar (19286) |
10 | Child 2 d sales girl in a sweet shop,
Will u marry me wen i grow up.
Girl smiled & said : Yes
Child: Can u give Ur future husband a free chocolate...:) | | rohith (19263) |
11 | If u r stressed, youll get pimples..
if u cry,ull get wrinkles..
So, y dont u smile & get dimples? | | pranay (19253) |
12 | KAASH LIFE AISI HOTI??
MONDAY KO DOSTI
TUES. KO PYAAR,
WED KO INTEZAR,
THU KO IKRAR,
FRI KO SHADI,
SAT KO TALAAQ,
SUN KO REST, MON KO NEXT.!! | | SAM SETHIYA (19228) |
13 | The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd?
When you r in hospital,
Just frnd asks:
Tabiyat kaisi hai?
And
Best frnd aska:
Nurse kaisi hai..!! | | SAM SETHIYA (19226) |
14 | DARU se NASHA badhta he, NASHE se junun, JUNUN se mehnat, MEHNAT se paisa, PAISE se izat. isliye IZAT paneke liye, DARU pina Bahut jaruri he. | | suraj (19197) |
15 | Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF.... | | Manoj (19188) |
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