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1 | Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di | | devasis swain (36420) |
2 | Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. | | vikash (34728) |
3 | Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he | | guru (27575) |
4 | "Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha" | | richa (23157) |
5 | Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. | | Ishita (22900) |
6 | santa ki beti "LAADO"
Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha
"NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO" | | vicky Bansal Bhuna (21720) |
7 | Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab | | gajendra (19498) |
8 | A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college | | wafa (19251) |
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9 | How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi. | | raj (19241) |
10 | ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega. | | DEV NATH (19170) |
11 | once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match | | sachin (19163) |
12 | “Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” | | raju (19109) |
13 | Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?Bhajji slapped & said DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA | | amrish (19072) |
14 | Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!.. | | Team SMS (19058) |
15 | Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??" | | Team SMS (19056) |
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