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|Boy friend is fun
Husband is gun
Boy friend is light of moon
Husband is month of june
Boy friend is tooty fruity
Husband is qismat phooti|| ||Shivam Purwar (37244) |
|After Bus Accident..
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
|| ||Girish (36937) |
|Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di|| ||devasis swain (36420) |
|Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai.|| ||vikash (34728) |
|Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he|| ||guru (27575) |
|"Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha"|| ||richa (23157) |
|Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.|| ||Ishita (22900) |
|santa ki beti "LAADO"
Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha
"NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO"|| ||vicky Bansal Bhuna (21720) |
|Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab|| ||gajendra (19498) |
|A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college|| ||wafa (19251) |
|How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.|| ||raj (19241) |
|ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.|| ||DEV NATH (19170) |
|once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match|| ||sachin (19163) |
|“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”|| ||raju (19109) |
|Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji |
Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?
Bhajji slapped & said
DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA
| ||amrish (19072) |