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1 | Dost Ko Dost ka Ishara yad Reheta he Hr Dost Ko Apna Dostana Yad Reheta he Kuch pal Sachhe dost k Sath to Gujaro Wo Afsana Maut tak YaaD Reheta he | | guru (27575) |
2 | A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future? Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college | | wafa (19251) |
3 | “Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” | | raju (19109) |
4 | indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom | | Team SMS (19052) |
5 | JUDGE:WHY did U Shoot Ur Wife instead of shooting her LOVER?MAN:Ur Honour, it\'s Easier 2 Shoot a WOMAN once,than ----SHOOTING a Man Every Month | | Team SMS (19033) |
6 | Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..!Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty. | | Team SMS (19015) |
7 | Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing" | | Team SMS (18958) |
8 | A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress?Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress. | | Team SMS (18922) |
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9 | Dad:Why aren't you doing well in history?Pappu:Because the Teacher keeps on asking things that happened before my birth | | Team SMS (18875) |
10 | Husband:You know,our son got his brain from me...............Wife:I think he did,I still got mine with me!!! | | Team SMS (18872) |
11 | A boy goes to see a cabare dance.His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything ther that u were not supposed to see?Boy:Yes,I saw DAD | | Team SMS (18844) |
12 | Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.Son: if i fail?Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.Son: why?Dad: To Open Cycle Shop. | | Team SMS (18708) |
13 | Teache Give An example to use neither-nor. Boy: When girls wear tight fittings, neither they are comfortable nor we are comfortable… | | Team SMS (18644) |
14 | Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? TeacheLittle Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first! | | Team SMS (18580) |
15 | Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction | | Team SMS (18437) |
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