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Man:I'm looking for a book-"How to control ur wife"...Salesman:Sorry, we Don't Sell Fiction Team SMS (18437)
FATHEHow r ur grades, son?SON: Under water, Dad.FATHEUnder water? What do u mean?SON: They're below C level. Team SMS (18430)
Teacher:I wish you would pay a little attention!Student:I'm paying as little as I can sir Team SMS (18379)
Teacher:The best way to double the money in stock market!Student:Invest 4 times the money!!--- Team SMS (18078)
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me! Team SMS (17808)
Sir:G.Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted doing it. Now,kid, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"kid:Because George still had the axe in his hand. Team SMS (17807)
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. Team SMS (17806)
Teacher:What was the first think Akbar did on ascending to the throne?Student:Well,he sat down Team SMS (17788)
T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners Team SMS (17786)
Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book Team SMS (17748)
Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14 Team SMS (17673)
Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open Team SMS (17668)
First Lady-"If you dont love your husband why dont you divorce him???"2nd Lady-Oh I hate him so much that I dont want to see him haappy Team SMS (17244)
Hus: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It is Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE: No darling, its : With Idiot For Ever Team SMS (17126)
Rampa: what is the cost of hair cut?BarbeRs 20Rampa: Then what is the cost of shaving?BarbeRs 10Rampa: Oh! Ok please Shave my head Team SMS (16903)
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