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|After Bus Accident..
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
|| ||Girish (36937) |
|Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai.|| ||vikash (34728) |
|Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.|| ||Ishita (22900) |
|santa ki beti "LAADO"
Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha
"NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO"|| ||vicky Bansal Bhuna (21720) |
|Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab|| ||gajendra (19498) |
|How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.|| ||raj (19241) |
|once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match|| ||sachin (19163) |
|Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..|| ||Team SMS (19058) |
|How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.|| ||Team SMS (19054) |
|Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...!sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai....|| ||Team SMS (19051) |
|Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!|| ||Team SMS (19018) |
|In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step|| ||Team SMS (18955) |
|Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "sastria_Kaal"|| ||Team SMS (18936) |
|SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor - Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani.|| ||Team SMS (18921) |
|once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match|| ||Team SMS (18895) |