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1 | Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. | | vikash (34728) |
2 | Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. | | Ishita (22900) |
3 | santa ki beti "LAADO"
Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha
"NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO" | | vicky Bansal Bhuna (21720) |
4 | Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab | | gajendra (19498) |
5 | How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi. | | raj (19241) |
6 | once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match | | sachin (19163) |
7 | Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!.. | | Team SMS (19058) |
8 | How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi. | | Team SMS (19054) |
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9 | Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...!sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai.... | | Team SMS (19051) |
10 | Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di! | | Team SMS (19018) |
11 | In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step | | Team SMS (18955) |
12 | Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "sastria_Kaal" | | Team SMS (18936) |
13 | SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor - Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani. | | Team SMS (18921) |
14 | once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match | | Team SMS (18895) |
15 | SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..! | | Team SMS (18894) |
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