Jokes-Santa-Banta SMS

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After Bus Accident.. Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya. Bahut dard ho raha hai. Santa: Abey chup baith. Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!  Girish (36937)
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Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. vikash (34728)
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Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. Ishita (22900)
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santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO" vicky Bansal Bhuna (21720)
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Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab gajendra (19498)
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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi. raj (19241)
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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match sachin (19163)
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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!.. Team SMS (19058)
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How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANTCome late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi. Team SMS (19054)
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Why does Sardarji cleans the wall with an EAR BUD?Guess...!sochooo.......KYUNKI.....diwaron ke bhi kaan hote hai.... Team SMS (19051)
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Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise?Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di! Team SMS (19018)
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In a maths eXam everyone was writing except SANTA was dancing. Y..?because someone told him that there is marks for every step Team SMS (18955)
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Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "sastria_Kaal" Team SMS (18936)
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SantaBanta: What is a Sindhi called who falls from : 1st floor - Thadani. 17th floor - Kriplani. 30th floor - Marjani. Team SMS (18921)
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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match Team SMS (18895)
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