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1 | Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession. | | sonu (19238) |
2 | Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha | | SHWETA MANNA (19155) |
3 | Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Toms bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOMS BAR. | | Ritu Bedi (19076) |
4 | Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX?
Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
| | srinivasan (19074) |
5 | Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" Dentist: "Decide so i can adjust the chair accordingly..." | | Team SMS (18877) |
6 | Man 2 Dr-"Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom's bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her." Doctor:"Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM'S BAR. | | Team SMS (18654) |
7 | A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes. | | Team SMS (18378) |
8 | Santa's Wife To Santa Ager Duniya Sirf 30 Min Me Khatam Horahi Ho To Ap Kia Karna Chahogey?Santa Off Course"Sex"Santa's Wife Aur Baqi K 29 Mins | | Team SMS (18322) |
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9 | Ladki ke T-shirt par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne lagaGIRL:kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha?BOY:aeroplane toh dekha aisa airport nahi dekha | | Team SMS (18318) |
10 | Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !! | | Team SMS (18236) |
11 | Teacher : what do u want to become ? Ram - doctor T. - why ? Ram - bcoz its only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and her husband pay 4 it | | Team SMS (17505) |
12 | A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After month Warden: Why didn't u come 2 take ur Salary? Boy: Kya? Salary bhi milegi | | Team SMS (16926) |
13 | Doctor's wife:I saw a Call Girl entering ur clinic today.Wat does it mean? Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meetingWif:Whose profession | | Team SMS (16820) |
14 | The First Month,The Boss Gave His Hot Secretary a Skirt As Salary Second Month?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He RAISED Th e Salary!! | | Team SMS (16595) |
15 | Lady Secretary: Sir aap mujhe naukri se nikal to nahi rahe?Boss: Nahin, par tumhe kisne kaha ?Sec: Wo Aapne cabin se sofa cum bed hatwa diya na is liye | | Team SMS (15903) |
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